Random Ho Call

I was sleeping last night around 2:00 a.m., when my damn phone starts vibrating and ringing on my computer desk over yonder. I thought it was a drunken Titus at the time, since he's back in town, but when I checked my voicemail it turned out to be (probably drunken) hoes informing me that I sound hot.

Listen! Numbers have been edited out to prevent internet idiots from attacking poor, defenseless phone hoes.

I think I might call up Greg or Titus to go out ninja-scamming on some chicas.